What's on Your Emergency Evacuation List?

I'm waiting for Japan to implode and overflow with nuclear effluvia that will fly into the atmosphere and head straight to San Diego.  It's possible that I have been watching too much TV, but in all seriousness, this is a real, god-awful crisis composed of NUCLEAR ATOMS.  IN AEROSOL FORM.  So, for once, I'm only about 25% overreacting.
Which got me thinking - of course - about what I would take with me when if I had to evacuate in a hurry. What I would take with me as I fled, in my IKEA bag, since the rats ate my Samsonites?  I mean, I want to be thoroughly prepared to join the giant traffic jam on the 805.  So here's my list in the order they occurred to me, not in order of importance:

• My migraine meds
• Toby's flea pills and heartworm meds
• my bras
• cash
• Tori & Woogie (who are cremated and in lovely cedar keepsake boxes)
• my hypoallergenic pillows

And then several hours later (!)

• my laptop + external hard drives, ipod, ereader, plus charger cables for all of it
• there's probably some irreplaceable papers around here I'll need for, oh, the rest of my life
• my expensive prescription reading glasses
• jewelry?
• CLOTHING - like, clean underwear, anyone?  what are you going to wear those bras under, dipshit?

So, I'm not sure if I'm delightfully unmaterialistic, or if my brain is irretrievably broken.  I will be working on this list, but in the meantime, what's on your list?